Recurring Conversation with Mr. Bear:
Me: But you should like [foie gras/cornichons/confit/Insert Rejected French Food Here].
You're French, for god's sake!
Mr. Bear: What are you talking about?
Me: Your name's Belanger, darling. Where exactly do you think that comes from?
Mr. Bear: It's Norman.
Me: Norman.
Mr. Bear: Yes. Like William the Conqueror.
Me: Who came from...?
Mr. Bear: Normandy.
Me: Which is in...?
Mr. Bear: England.
-Long Pause-
